Guru to Corner Aspinall, Jones Petition Hits 143,000

In the unlikely event Jon “Duck” Jones ever fights Tom Aspinall, MMA Guru will be there for mental warfare and a face-to-face encounter with the Duck.

In other news, UFC fans are officially and formally disgusted with the UFC not taking action. Jon Jones is ducking Aspinall and the UFC won’t strip him on the title so Tom can move on with his career.

Ariel Helwani just reported that, “He (Jon Jones) gave them a number, they met that number, he said ‘Thanks, but no thanks’. That’s what happened.”

As much as no one likes Ariel, when he reports, it’s usually accurate so that cements Jon as a scared duck (sorry DC, we know you want to believe Jones isn’t scared, but just because he beat you doesn’t mean he isn’t scared).