Zabit Stupidly Sits Out Prime, Coming Back Now Says Ali Abdelaziz

Contrarian genius Zabit Magomedsharipov retired at age 28 right when he was on the verge of being the UFC featherweight champion and then played doctor until 34 and now he’s seemingly ready to come back, fresh out of his prime. At least so indicates Ali Abdelaziz. That was extremely dumb. We’re glad to see him … Read more

1.32m Subscribers and Chael Sonnen Can’t Buy 40,000 Views

He’s got the grift of gab and it’s coming back to haunt him. Chael Sonnen’s YouTube channel is still alive, but it’s now more of a content wasteland where Chael churns out video after video to squeeze every dollar he can. But clearly Chael has burned his bridges with subscribers and fans. You can’t trust … Read more

Jon Jones Ducks Big Tom Aspinall at all Costs ($30m) and Retires

Johnny Meat (Twitter name) officially ducked Big Tom Aspinall for the last time and ran away from mma, leaving behind a decimated legacy in tatters. People think that people will forget about this stuff in 10 years, but they won’t. This is a different era because everything is recorded digitally. Jon Jones won’t be known … Read more

Media Holds Dana White’s Feet to the Fire at UFC 316 Post-Fight Press Conference

You know things are getting clown show when the event accredited media brazenly torches Dana White with question after question on Jon Jones ducking Tom Aspinall. In the UFC 316 post-fight press conference, Dana White relented from his entrenched stance that Jones vs. Aspinall would happen. He said we’d find out Tuesday and today’s Tuesday … Read more

Why Do Media Members Have to Pretend They Don’t Know Who MMA Guru is?

When is the charade going to stop? Every time a known figure in the MMA media is confronted with MMA Guru reality, they have to feign like they’re not quite sure if they’ve heard of him. Guru’s channel has over 141,000,000 views and he’s by far the most powerful voice in MMA media. Come on … Read more

Something’s Going On With Dana White: Now He’s a No-Show at UFC Events

We previously wrote about how we think Dana White is compromised. And his no-showing at UFC 316 pre-festivities only flans the flames of doubt. Dana White was always a staple at UFC events and now he’s mysteriously absent. Dana White has quite literally been the face of the UFC for two decades and now he’s … Read more

Guru to Corner Aspinall, Jones Petition Hits 143,000

In the unlikely event Jon “Duck” Jones ever fights Tom Aspinall, MMA Guru will be there for mental warfare and a face-to-face encounter with the Duck. In other news, UFC fans are officially and formally disgusted with the UFC not taking action. Jon Jones is ducking Aspinall and the UFC won’t strip him on the … Read more

Why is the UFC Causing Their Own Downfall?

The UFC is going downhill fast and everybody knows it. Sure, there have been some nice moments over the last year or so, but the UFC used to churn out entertainment on a monthly basis and now it’s an MMA desert. A few familiar explanations: And, of course, Dana White is off in a galaxy … Read more