Zabit Stupidly Sits Out Prime, Coming Back Now Says Ali Abdelaziz

Contrarian genius Zabit Magomedsharipov retired at age 28 right when he was on the verge of being the UFC featherweight champion and then played doctor until 34 and now he’s seemingly ready to come back, fresh out of his prime. At least so indicates Ali Abdelaziz. That was extremely dumb. We’re glad to see him … Read more

1.32m Subscribers and Chael Sonnen Can’t Buy 40,000 Views

He’s got the grift of gab and it’s coming back to haunt him. Chael Sonnen’s YouTube channel is still alive, but it’s now more of a content wasteland where Chael churns out video after video to squeeze every dollar he can. But clearly Chael has burned his bridges with subscribers and fans. You can’t trust … Read more

Daniel Cormier Still Overcompensating for Jon Jones Losses, Tries Not to Seem Bitter

Daniel Cormier is afraid that if he harshly criticizes Jones, he’ll come off as bitter or something along those lines. Cormier continues to be extremely gentle when it comes to covering Jon Jones. In fact, we say too gentle. Cormier understandably can’t stand Johnny Meat (Twitter), but now in his post-UFC media career, Cormier does … Read more

Jon Jones Ducks Big Tom Aspinall at all Costs ($30m) and Retires

Johnny Meat (Twitter name) officially ducked Big Tom Aspinall for the last time and ran away from mma, leaving behind a decimated legacy in tatters. People think that people will forget about this stuff in 10 years, but they won’t. This is a different era because everything is recorded digitally. Jon Jones won’t be known … Read more

Media Holds Dana White’s Feet to the Fire at UFC 316 Post-Fight Press Conference

You know things are getting clown show when the event accredited media brazenly torches Dana White with question after question on Jon Jones ducking Tom Aspinall. In the UFC 316 post-fight press conference, Dana White relented from his entrenched stance that Jones vs. Aspinall would happen. He said we’d find out Tuesday and today’s Tuesday … Read more

Francis Ngannou Wants to Return to UFC, Jon Jones Ducks Up Another Level, Dana White Something…

Everyone damn well knows that Francis Ngannou isn’t returning to the UFC, but Jon Jones has seized upon this opportunity to take his ducking up a notch. Ngannou clearly had his coach put out the message so he could wait and see what happens without taking a stance, but this isn’t happening as long as … Read more

Guru to Corner Aspinall, Jones Petition Hits 143,000

In the unlikely event Jon “Duck” Jones ever fights Tom Aspinall, MMA Guru will be there for mental warfare and a face-to-face encounter with the Duck. In other news, UFC fans are officially and formally disgusted with the UFC not taking action. Jon Jones is ducking Aspinall and the UFC won’t strip him on the … Read more