Daniel Cormier Still Overcompensating for Jon Jones Losses, Tries Not to Seem Bitter

Daniel Cormier is afraid that if he harshly criticizes Jones, he’ll come off as bitter or something along those lines. Cormier continues to be extremely gentle when it comes to covering Jon Jones. In fact, we say too gentle. Cormier understandably can’t stand Johnny Meat (Twitter), but now in his post-UFC media career, Cormier does … Read more

Jon Jones Ducks Big Tom Aspinall at all Costs ($30m) and Retires

Johnny Meat (Twitter name) officially ducked Big Tom Aspinall for the last time and ran away from mma, leaving behind a decimated legacy in tatters. People think that people will forget about this stuff in 10 years, but they won’t. This is a different era because everything is recorded digitally. Jon Jones won’t be known … Read more

Francis Ngannou Wants to Return to UFC, Jon Jones Ducks Up Another Level, Dana White Something…

Everyone damn well knows that Francis Ngannou isn’t returning to the UFC, but Jon Jones has seized upon this opportunity to take his ducking up a notch. Ngannou clearly had his coach put out the message so he could wait and see what happens without taking a stance, but this isn’t happening as long as … Read more

Guru to Corner Aspinall, Jones Petition Hits 143,000

In the unlikely event Jon “Duck” Jones ever fights Tom Aspinall, MMA Guru will be there for mental warfare and a face-to-face encounter with the Duck. In other news, UFC fans are officially and formally disgusted with the UFC not taking action. Jon Jones is ducking Aspinall and the UFC won’t strip him on the … Read more

What Happened to Rampage’s Big Jon Jones News That Would Shock MMA Community?

“Pretty soon, there’s gonna be some news about Jon Jones. It’s gonna be really big, and it’s gonna shock the whole MMA community.” Rampage Jackson made that announcement on his Jaxxon Podcast and yet the big Jon Jones news never came out. MMA Guru even confirmed that he had talked to Rampage about it, but … Read more